I don’t have roommates anymore, but one of my old ones remembers living with me fondly and asked me to open for his show. I asked him to clean the bathroom. He said we don’t live together anymore, and anyways, his bathroom is clean. And I said well mine’s not! He got quiet. Then I agreed to open for his improv team next Tuesday night at the Crowd and we called it even.

Dario’s a Shithole darling, a gem in general, and hosts this stacked show. Come see

Hosted by the hilarious Sohrab Forouzesh.

The ultimate underground attic show. Follow @shitholehq on IG for deets and treats.

A wild new play by Ellen Steeves, directed by Justin J. Sacramone, featuring Emily Marso, Grace Smith, Ayanna Bakari, Evelyn Reidy, Grace Glascow, Tracey Green, Mary Tilden, Monica Orozco, and me.

Doing a set at Talking Sh!t! Cl*ts, d*cks, and polit*cs, oh my!

Talking Sh!t is a political variety show featuring a rotating cast of women and non binary performers. Each week features a round table discussion by the cast on news of the week, an interview with experts from the community on topics such as immigration, free speech, gender and pop culture and international relations, a guest solo artist, and satirical improv. This ain’t The fucking View. This is Talking Sh!t.

Tickets are $10 at the door. BYOB.

Set at Dead Comedy! Free af. Come on out!

House party with your favorite stand-ups - Lia Cundiff, Hannah Starr, Sonal Aggrawal, Grace Thomas, Manuela Mendoza, and 'lil 'ol me, featuring music by Daniella Mazzia. Pay what you can. Slide into my dms (IG: sarebralsnortex) for the super secret address. 

Set at Shithole! Message for detailz. IG: sarebralsnortex or shitholehq. (Or shoot me an email on the contact page!)

Your chance to laugh at me! In the appropriate setting. 

I get eight whole minutes, guys. And I can't wait to waste them talking clits, dicks, and politics at you all. The lovely Amy Leuenberger is hosting and opening, I'll be right after, followed by Hannah Leskosky, and closing the night is our fearless headliner, Heather MacDonald. 

Tickets are only $15 for 40 minutes of four fierce and funny women. And, oh, what's that - you can buy them right here.

The Neo's Need YOU! (And someone's gotta laugh at my bits.)

The Neo-Futurists are turning 30!! Come support those dirty thirty birds by watching a brilliant line-up of joke slingers, storytellers, performance artists, and theatre makers show off our shorts! This program is designed to delight you, yes, but also: to push our brave Neo heroes to the main event - a made-in-24-hours, brand-spanking-new Infinite Wrench to celebrate an historic thirty years and ring in a new era of new Neo awesomeness. 

The art starts in the early afternoon, and my set will be in the 4p-5:30p slot. Come early and chuckle, can't you? won't you? You can. You will. 

More info on the Neo's website here. Link to the FB event over here tho.