Oh, it's years until they let you actually touch a microphone. Or at least that's what the producers of this particular show told me...

Oh, it's years until they let you actually touch a microphone. Or at least that's what the producers of this particular show told me...

And then there's jokes.

I blame/credit Jonathan Price with exposing me to Comedy Central Presents at far too young an age, but at least I've found an outlet for my sordid love of stand-up:

More stand-up. 

Shows that have let me tell jokes (Patsy's Feedback Feedbag, @North Bar's Alone Star and VooDoo Mics, Alive One's Living Room Sessions, Volume's You Joke Like A Girl Mic, Cole's Open Mic, and Cupcake Comedy Caberet at Gallery Cabaret) far outweigh the shows that have asked me to tell jokes (Hamburger Mary's Comedy Club Showcase, Camp Skull Rock, National Cool Theater Presents, and The Crowd's Golden Mountain Variety Show), but I'm working on that.

Check out the up next page for future shows.